Brispeak

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pornnvevo:

good lord

OMFG are these real?! They should be real!!!

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God I fucking love this show!

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?
brispeak brispeak Said:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

You know what, countless people stood against Twilight and how abusive Edward was so we can only hope that a community against Fifty Shades will do the same. *crosses fingers*

kane52630:

Harley’s Holiday
Batman: The Animated Series

omg she’s adorable! So proud of her “sane” certificate!

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

This is awesome!!!

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sheep98:

7hrone:

sheep98:

the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.

As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.

your icon is a pony

Any adult that forgets the fact that they did stupid shit as a kid, that they were led to believe stupid shit as a kid, that they held stupid ideas as a kid, doesn’t have any place trying to tell a kid what’s what, let alone make fun of them, which is completely uncalled for. That’s not acting like an adult at all.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Christian does not over ride ana wanting to negotiate the contrate. They definitely work things out to their liking. And on top of that, there was 100% concent in everything they did. She read the contract and agreed to the spanking gags and ropes.
brispeak brispeak Said:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

Oh, you wanna play this game? Let’s play!

  1. He sends her an email saying that her negative reaction to being spanked is “very Tess Durbeyfield” of her, saying “you agreed to the debasement, if I remember correctly.” May I just say that if I had a scene that ended in my sub or bottom feeling upset, assaulted, and confused about whether or not they enjoyed the scene, I would think that was me fucking up, not the sub’s fault for not feeling things the way I want them to feel.
  2. Ana gets the contract and what does she think? “This is no way to have a relationship.” She doesn’t like it. She’s not excited about it, she’s not falling over herself because this is the relationship she’s always wanted but never had a name for, she’s afraid.
  3. When she brings up points of contention in her email to him, he sends back the dictionary definition of “submissive” and tells her that’s how she’s supposed to act when they negotiate. For those following along at home, that’s not how you discuss a relationship equitably. It’s called “acting like you’re in a dynamic that you haven’t mutually agreed to,” and it’s a classic move of scumbags.
  4. When she tries to discuss their relationship (in the dinner scene), he treats it like a contract negotiation, which of course is helped by the fact that he just gave her an actual physical contract. Here’s the thing: in a contract negotiation, it’s an adversarial relationship. If I want to pay $2000 for this car and you want me to pay $5000, anything that ends in my favor is a loss for you and anything that gets you what you want is a loss for me. Kink is about finding things you both enjoy, and then perhaps expanding on that foundation together as you both get more comfortable, not haggling like a used car dealer over how many hours of sleep you get a night.
  5. Sure, she might be up for spanking, gags, and ropes. Except that time when he drags her to his family’s boathouse to spank her for the dire offense of not letting him finger her in front of his parents, while she’s protesting and begging him not to hit her, then gives her the option of either having sex with him or getting spanked, then moves the goalposts so it’s now “don’t come or you’ll get spanked.” That doesn’t scream “oh yes give me more spanking now” to me.

—BB

Thank you for being awesome. I haven’t read the book (I don’t want to) but I’m always happy when someone breaks down the difference between healthy BDSM and an abusive relationship. I think the up-rise of these distinctions being discussed more often, and more openly, is the best result of this book’s existence.

1337tattoos:

Nikolai Triton

I adore this.

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grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

I was already going to reblog this because the look of love on their faces is so damn tangible but that history lesson just makes this even fucking better.

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team-mockit:

Roleplay - by dCraw

I am so fucking amused by this!

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omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

1937

Nasjonalmuseet for Kunst, Arketektur, og Design

God this is beautiful…

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

Fuck me I love this.

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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

 

God I fucking love rats.

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a-little-mental-case:

pulp-fucktion:

My mental health nurse just sent me these and i thought they were worth sharing

Make sure to do everything in moderation and not to take certain things too far. You want these things to be constructive, not destructive.
You can do it. I have faith in you. ❤

These are so great!

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
every night I have to sleep with a pikachu stuffed animal so i can fall asleep because I'n not able to until I'm happy and feel safe and pokemon is the only place i do. and i hate myslef because of it. My family hates it and makes fun of me and tells me to throw it away. i just feel like a piece of trash.
brispeak brispeak Said:

eevee-ray:

this is so sad. you should never be ashamed of loving pokemon! (you should never be ashamed of loving anything) I know it’s hard if the people around you are poking fun, but you have a ton of people in the tumblr community (me being one) who would never make fun of you! don’t hate yourself! pokemon is great and so are you, there’s nothing wrong with loving pokemon and sleeping with a pikachu plush- stay positive! ・゚✧:・゚✧

Anon, please know that I am a 26 year old woman in an almost three year committed relationship. I am a parent. I am a stay at home mom. I am largely responsible for the house, parenting, homeschooling, cooking, and I manage to bring in extra income. I have slept with dolls my entire life, my bulbasaur plush being one of my favorites. I still sleep with it when my boyfriend isn’t around, and sometimes even when he is. If it’s not strange to sleep with a pillow, it’s not strange to sleep with a stuffed animal. It’s just a shaped pillow with a face. Don’t let anyone make you feel inferior for something that gives you strength.