Brispeak

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brispeak brispeak Said:

You’re the devil, but here we go:

I always answer questions truthfully.

I don’t have a favorite dog breed but I have a teacup poodle for what it’s worth. I would definitely not say they are my favorite though.

This is going to be so slow…I don’t have a lot of favorites. I don’t have a favorite comedian either…

I don’t watch Talk Shows O.o

My favorite color is teal!!!

My favorite flower is the blue indigo mystique.

I don’t really buy perfumes. I make them :D I hope to sell them in the near future *blush*

I looked up Yankee Candle scents and I really like the idea of salted caramel.

I hardly listen to the radio but when I do I really like 93.3 the Planet.

I’m not sure I have a favorite restaurant but I never get tired of Subway.

I’m like hardcore addicted to mushrooms.

I really love cooking lots of things! I love cooking a lot. Right now I’m cooking a whole chicken with broccoli and kidney beans.

I really enjoyed the Trans Siberian Orchestra.

I went to a beach once in Destin Florida that had white sand. It was beautiful.

I never understood the concept of a favorite day of the week. Really, if you have one, it would be because you look forward to something that happens on that day in your schedule. If that’s the case then I most look forward to Mondays cause it’s the day that I update the lottery, event, and poll on my Pokemon role playing blog.

My favorite book is a tie between Douglas Adams’ The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and  Cathy Cash Spellman’s Bless the Child.

I’m 26 years old and I still love Seventeen magazine.

I love playing Badminton.

I love watching ice skating.

I really love Halloween. I love the costumes. I love that it fills up my son’s dessert bucket for free. (He has a bucket we keep candy in for him to get get desserts out of when he finishes his meals.) Most of all, I love that I get to crawl out of my skin for a day and into something else a little more comfortable. I also sincerely look forward to the day that I’m able to put out real Halloween decorations and hand out homemade Halloween candies.

My favorite theme park I’ve been to is either Disney World or Carowinds. I don’t remember any of the parks I’ve been to very well, including those two, but I remember those two the best.

My favorite animal is the red fox.

My favorite website these days is probably facebook for the simple fact that I now use it to connect with other stay-at-home-moms and homeschooling parents which brings me a lot of joy :)

My favorite movie is Ever After. It’s just so damn fantastic.

My favorite tv show. Nope. Not ever. Never ever. Nein. Not. Possible.

There used to be a grocery store called Bloom that was everything I never knew I wanted in a grocery store. They had scanners that let you scan food as you shopped so you can keep track of your budget. They had lots of organic options as well as what you might call ‘regular’ options. They also had a rewards system for shopping there where you could turn in these stamp like points for rewards, and the theme changed every month. I got three high quality pans, three high quality knives and a high quality blender from them. I miss that place like crazy.

I haven’t shopped for my own clothes since high school. I just get hand me downs from friends and hand me ups from my younger sister. Isn’t that sad? *sigh*

I am shite at anything involving famous people, but I have always loved Savage Garden.

Singer…Voltaire. Love Voltaire.

Actress…Argh. I really don’t know many famous people!!! No one comes to mind.

Actor. I have tons of squishes but I don’t know that I could say I truly love any one actor for their acting.

Athlete. I would honestly be surprised if I could even name anyone.

Cellphone provider. *robot voice* I love Virizon. It is in my programming. (bf used to work there :P)

State visited. Oh sweet California, let me come on home.

President? President? I’ll let you know when I get one…

I really love the Nissan Juke!!!!

My favorite candy…God, that’s hard…I really love baby bottle pops O.o

Well, hope you’ve enjoyed this. Thanks a lot for all the asks :)

Asker zserb Asks:
Hi! Can I ask for 89, 87, 41 and 30 from the meme? Have a nice day and thanks!
brispeak brispeak Said:

My boyfriend definitely makes me laugh the most.

The last movie I saw was …well I’m not sure honestly but the last movie I saw in theaters was…well shit I can’t remember that either O.o but I’m planning on introducing Flubber to my son soon. Does that count?

I have prenamed my children many times. I don’t like to share them because the reason I’ve done it so many times is because people have either purposefully or unintentionally taken them…

My favorite actress…Hmm…I’m shite at this. I don’t really follow up on different actresses or actors. Sorry!

Thanks for the asks though :)

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is so entertaining!

(via mycookiecrumbles)

Absolutely unacceptable. How can people be so cruel?

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Please!!! Help!!! this man!!! This is my boyfriend and he’s one of the most devoted people I know to the world of fitness. He’s also extremely talented! He currently needs $1000 to get Cross-fit Certified so that he can keep the job he has now until he can open up his own gym. Please, just a few dollars here and there would mean so much to his happiness, and so much to our family! Please consider donating or spreading the word or donating. There are so many great rewards listed!

200 things you can put in my ask
200: My crush’s name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cellphone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height is:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: Xbox or ps3:
183: Piggy banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Spongebob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three songs I bought were?
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings?
173: Are your parents divorced?
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday?
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Facebook:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted: hour ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Who’s your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cellphone provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing store:
26: Grocery store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio station:
8: Yankee candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog breed:
1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
YES YES YES?!?! ANY OF THEM!?!?!? ALL OF THEM!?!???!?!
PLSS

theangryviolinist:

Made rebloggable by request.

Although I wouldn’t have used these words or described it this way, this is basically what I’ve just done over the past two years, and it was rough as hell, and I can still stand for improvement, but let me tell you, learning this lesson will make you stronger than you ever thought you could be.

(via angelcreations)

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

Le sigh. I don’t know them that well outside the movie, but I will say that I can agree with this.

(via angelcreations)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

I’m glad someone else understands.

(via sinuyu)

intelark:

So Gengar is supposedly Clefable’s shadow, right?

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Just a thought

I love theories like this.

(via all-that-is-pokemon)

delicatestarfish:

mossmallow:

I don’t know how many of you have seen this, but it is lovely.

My friend bought this and it WORKS. 

This is my favorite video in existence.

(via zombibombi)

livenedup:

Paper Bag Flooring Tutorial - Paper can Look Expensive

Check it out at http://www.livenedup.com/paper-bag-flooring-tutorial-paper-can-look-expensive/

Such a neat idea.

tonedbellyplease:

5-MINUTE HEALTHY STRAWBERRY FROZEN YOGURT

INGREDIENTS:

4 cups frozen strawberries
3 Tablespoons agave nectar or honey
1/2 cup plain yogurt (non-fat or full fat)
1 Tablespoon fresh lemon juice

DIRECTIONS:

Add the frozen strawberries, agave nectar (or honey), yogurt and lemon juice to the bowl of a food processor. Process until creamy, about 5 minutes.

Serve the frozen yogurt immediately or transfer it to an airtight container and store it in the freezer for up to 1 month.

Kelly’s Notes:
I prefer a more tart frozen yogurt, but you can add additional agave nectar or honey if you want a sweeter-tasting dessert.

Fresh strawberries can be used in place of frozen, however the fresh strawberries must be frozen solid.

Yay recipes!

(via remusandtheillegalanimagi)

tank-grrl:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belcanta:

Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. 

Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.

The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.

But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.

"BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?" screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. "You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!"

"But where will people get the incentive to work?!" Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. "You think people should get paid for nothing? I work hard for my money!”

"But who will serve me?" grumbled Marty McMoneybags. "Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I do have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is stressful—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m rich??”

I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!

The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)

And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!

Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.

And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.

Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.

And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.

The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?

TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.

reblogging for more top commentary

They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. 

But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.

Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.

The picture is awesome, but read the commentary, that’s what I’m reblogging for.

It does sound like a really great idea but the money does have to come from somewhere and I’m still confused where it’s coming from?

(via anime--heart)